Waking to a Winter Wonderland

Alarm goes off, are you listening?

In the yard, the snow is glistening.

A horrible sight

We'll shovel till night.

Waking to a winter wonderland.

Gone away are the new birds

Here to stay is there no bird?

No chirping spring songs

As we plough along

Waking to a winter wonderland.

At the Meadow's we can build a snowman

Then pretend that he's the one to blame

He'll say, Do you like it? We'll say, No man,

You can clear my walks - that's not my game.

Later on we'll conspire

As we shiver by the fire

Then we'll sit and we'll pray

For the price that we pay

For waking to a winter wonderland.

At the Meadow's we can build a snowman

Pretend that he's the one who covered the brown

We'll have lots of fun with Mr Snowman

Then we'll kick his *** and bring him down.

Snow in spring, it's not thrilling

I hate it when my garden's chilling

Send it away

You can take it today

After waking to a winter wonderland.

*Note: This is a re-arrangement of the old Christmas/seasonal song, Walking in a Winter Wonderland, by Felix Bernard (1897-1944)