Not only did our septic tank back up the other week, but we now have a flood in our basement!
When I awoke this morning, I went to gather the laundry and stepped into the lake that was once our laundry room floor...
Apparently the taps had sprung a leak over night and rained for several hours upon the concrete floor.
The other week, roughly at the same time as the septic tank episode, we had to replace our outdoor tap because it was leaking down in beside the house foundation. Not a good thing when the foundation is made of wood...
And our kitchen sink tap has been acting up for over a year now, but only occasionally. The odd time, as it gets turned on, a spout of water will fountain out - often over some hapless victim.
...the spray seems to be directed straight toward the seat at the computer...
Last evening our water was shut off - at dinner time during the birthday party - due to a water main break.
Our plumbing woes appear to be gathering strength - we need a siege engine!
One in the shape of a bilge pump today!
oh god man the life boats...this is a bummer..hope you are on dry land now..glad you survived the party..next doors kids jumped on my garage roof it quite old and have put their foot straight through..thankfully its dry weather..so no flood as yet..love the pic its how i feel too..lol..
ReplyDeleteOMG Dale, you are having such bad luck! Bilge pump coming over....sheesh, it'll probably take too long...after all, I'm in your future, so if I send it now it will take double the time.
ReplyDeleteNo good! Gypsy and I will have to dress up as plumbers and don the PVC coveralls, not to mention turbo charged broomsticks, and come to your rescue ourselves.......hmm slightly mixed images there, but when there's a rescue to be done...who cares?? We're on our waaaaaaaay.........!
...oh forgot...great pic....says it all and more!!
ReplyDeleteHe, he, just as I publish my comment, Gypsy does hers...great minds think alike. hey? Ok we'll forget about the answer to that one..
ReplyDeleteI love time travel...
ReplyDeleteComing back to the future.... are your heads still above water?
ReplyDeletethrowing rubber rings to you all dale...and arm bands..set off the flares...operation dale deluge...cue james bond music...
ReplyDeleteps...dinner went well apart from a poor state of collapsed yorkshire pudding situation...simulation..so i change their name to flap jacks...
ReplyDeleteI love Yorkshire pudding...
ReplyDeleteWe've manned the lifeboats...with marines....should be there anytime...with marines......put him down, Gypsy!..the lifeboats are made with Gypsy's collapsible yorkshire pudding.....excellent inflatables, but they don't stay up on their own...that's why we need the marines
ReplyDeleteI still love Yorkshire pudding...
ReplyDeleteI'm coming too, Dale....I'm a flat bottomed, really dumb barge...just the thing for inland rescues!
ReplyDeletelol..lol...lol..val..i have mental images now...dale ..quick we have two marines each...yeehhaaargghh!!!
ReplyDeleteThe floor was sopped up with a whole lotta towels.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the inflatable deflatable yorkshire pudding we were able to access the disaster scene...
George just arrived home with 2 new gaskets & 2 new hoses.
my yorkshire puddings would make great dingys and when we're done we can eat them...
ReplyDeletedale keep yours and georges sex life out of this
ReplyDeleteWhat's this?
ReplyDeleteTwo marines each?
I didn't even need them...
...at least not for accessing the scene...
Some marines like flat bottoms, Argee...
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteGypsy, I have to have Yorkshire pudding for supper, now.
ReplyDeleteIt's all your fault...
i just have to go out & buy the roast beef to go with it.
Sure beats the hotdog wraps we had last night!
LOL LOL LOL!!! I can't stop now...I love it ...some marines like flat bottoms....ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteflat bottoms are all the rage, I'll have you know.....they even have their own special ads here...very sought after....hmph
ReplyDeleteDale, now leave off the yorkshire pud, now, there's a good lass...you know what it does to you, and what with George and his tools.....
ReplyDeletedoes george have screw drivers and a certain derelicteness..ness...hope your yorkshires rise to the occation...me and val are having a pratice mouth to mouth with the marines..just incase you know..well ..er you know incase one of us falls over board...or accidently on purpose ...falls over baord..its the 6in heels me and val are wearing...well we didn't have any wellies!..ok...
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteMy oh my, the sexual innuendos do fly, don't they - even when not so intended!
And George does have a certain derelicteness ness lochness ish ness about him...
"If you don't find him handsome, you should at least find him handy..."
...to quote a famous Canadian, Red Green...
Now, what does this all have to do with a flooded basement?
Yorkshire pudding, flat-bottomed barges, liplocking with marines & such...
it has everything to do with flooding...lol...dale we always manage somehow to turn a perfectly innocent happening in to an adventure...oooh..Mc,derelice..sporrans wey-hey!!..
ReplyDeleteEvery day's a transatlantic adventure too....makes being flooded more fun at least...!
ReplyDelete.....or at least bearable.....lol
ReplyDeleteTally Ho, pip pip and away we go, Upwards and Onwards, my wayward Friends!
ReplyDeleteverification word - ngsea!
dale your comments on vals page...do you know of stonehenge..the druids like to gather there for the summer solstice..its believed to be a ancient calendar but there are many theories as to its relevance..plus the grail supposedly round there too..oh everytime i think of king authur i just get monty python in my head...The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights,
ReplyDeletebut other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave;
Sir Gallahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot,
who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the
vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the
Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.
Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table.
Hi Dale,
ReplyDeleteHurry on over to Pete's blog. It's back up!
-AM
Hi Dale,
ReplyDeleteSorry about confusing my own western provinces! No wonder Harper got elected! ;)
My dear, you are having to many water problems for someone at such an elevation! I hope things get better soon.
Cheers,
AM
AM - I guess I'll attribute it to spring run-off...
ReplyDeleteJust come back from Mark Knopfler and Emylou Harris concert, Dale. Was excellent, specially MK. Brilliant band too. Like I said to Gyspy, I like these old musicians more cos they've had time to practise!
ReplyDeleteHi Val!
ReplyDeleteI love Mark Knopfler!
Dire Straits was one of my favourite bands back in the late 70's & early 80's.
Good to hear you had a nice time!
:)
Hi Dale,
ReplyDeleteThat sucks! I hope you guys were able to dry up the basement and fix the septic tank.
I hope the next few days ahead will be better.
Hi Dale,
ReplyDeleteI hate when stuff goes wrong around
the house,it's so time consuming
and expensive,hope you get thru it
quickly!Other than that I hope
all is well with the family.
I had no idea you were an AC/DC
fan.They are among my all-time
fave!
Oh goodness gracious. Sorry!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Dale, i wouldn't trust those Dutch people and their bilge pumps. They work on Hashish or something.
ReplyDeletewith the mouth the size of mine, i can come and suck the stuff out of the basement for you.
By the way -your avater -Angus wrapped in plastic. in your dream girl.
Yes, Delbut - of course, in my dreams!
ReplyDeleteallo Dale, s'mee Sindybin..can i'se cum an slosh ararnd in yor paddlin pool..or is it gone agin? I'se scared of reeeely deep water, but if its onlu up to me tail, then it's alright an i likes it....hope it's alright fer yoo now..I can lend yoo me mumz blow up ring fing if yer want...fer precorshuns an the like..sorry dale, me spellin's not that gud
ReplyDeleteluv an lix
Sindybin
Hi Dale,
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness - I hope your house isn't a money pit! Either that, or your house is haunted by a poltergeist with a weird affection for plumbing. *L* Poor you!! All these water surprises must be awful. Nothing makes a day worse that starting off with a flood in the basement. I hope the septic tank got fixed up anwyay - that's got the be the worst of them all. :(
Ho ho Money Pit...that was a good movie...good night dear dale
ReplyDeleteFrom the mountains and the Vale (lol...have been wanting to say that!)
ive re-written history for you and val missy...
ReplyDeleteThank you, Gypsy - it's going to be a long 2 years...
ReplyDeleteRegarding the flood - my birth sign is Aquarius, so I might be prone to water disasters!
ReplyDeleteDale,
ReplyDeleteMight I recommend the condo life? If it breaks, it's somebody else's problem!
Hope you're doing well.
Cheers,
AM
Good morning. Busy day. Gotta run. Hope things are shaping up nicely for you.
ReplyDeleteher name is dale...cause she lives in a pale...constantly wet..just like a whale.....he he ...
ReplyDeleteOops, Jodie's busted me on Gypsy's blog...you'd better watch out for Beth now Dale! I reckon I've got enough dirt on Jo to keep her quiet tho...hee hee:-) rofl
ReplyDeleteill get rippenhoffe to bail you out of jail and maybe even remove the nail..
ReplyDelete