It has been minus twenty degrees for over a week now. I have to ski today. Not that it makes it any colder the longer it's cold... It just won't go away!
The weather was horrid all cold wet and torrid the wind it did howl and the rain was quite fowl so we rocked in our boat but we did stay afloat now thankfully it's calm and to us came no harm ;-)
If the feeling is gone And something seems wrong Get to the fire a place that is drier
When the sun shines too bright And it's affecting your sight Get out the big shades So the whiteness fades
But all in all When the snow forms a ball And your happy with fun takes every ski run
a poem, written by me, in the manner that the "great" hip hop and rap "magicians" do...anything goes... in 4 minutes, for Dale, the queen of flakes...of snow!
OH! RAP CRAP IS IT??..yo check this out..to the tune of well any rap song their all the same..
yo we're gonna ski in da hood.. get up to no good.. ski down the white stuff.. cause we're feeling kinda ruff..
dont get in our way.. cause we'll shoot you down.. gangster skiers in town.. yo..gonna moe you down.. (chorus) i'm a snow whoe..i'm a snow whoe (repeat and fade)...
A mod derelicte from Nantucket Wrote a rap about snow and the ruff stuff She ran everyone down in orange suit and black boots And when she hit bottom she............
...............stubbed her froze little toes and said *#^^%* it.
It's a tough go, but I think the rappers have wrapped it up. ...although I'd rather gag myself with a spoon, or poke myself in the eye with a hot needle, than listen to rap.
My weekend - that began last Tuesday it seems - was crazy busy, but fun!! My entire body doth protest too much...
Ha Ha
ReplyDelete...I'm a poet and don't know it!
It is cold.
ReplyDeleteI feel old.
I would like to see the spring,
And all the warm sun it will bring.
*curtsy*
i hear your plea..
ReplyDeleteit will soon be slushing...
i'm not a poet..
see this don't even rhyme
Nobody knows
ReplyDeletehow cold my toes
how cold my toes
are growing
(pooh, circa 1920)
I wish we could have some cold clear weather here instead of all these violents storms and rain. It's been scary today...
Your poor toes!
Anne-Marie *applause*... yes, spring skiing is why we brave the cold all winter!
ReplyDeleteGypsy...slush and stinky soil.
Val, your weather made our news here in Canada!
Hold on! I'll send the derelicte marines your way!
Winnie the Pooh!
ReplyDeleteI remember...
In from the cold
ReplyDeletethat's what I'm told
But I feel bold
and want to take hold
So I shall ski like a fiend
with all of my bein'
As I roar down from higher
and then sit by the fire
*applause* Lesley!
ReplyDelete... I shall be holding auditions in the near future...
The weather was horrid
ReplyDeleteall cold wet and torrid
the wind it did howl
and the rain was quite fowl
so we rocked in our boat
but we did stay afloat
now thankfully it's calm
and to us came no harm
;-)
Can I enter the auditions please Miss?
ReplyDeleteOld Man Winter, he blows
ReplyDeleteHowling breaths of pure cold
Belching inches of snow
As his winter storm roars
My sweetheart and I, we cuddle
Cozy and warm in a huddle
With kids safe at home,
We're all snug and warm
Ski trails will need broke in the morning!
May I please audition, too, Dale?
ReplyDeleteMy creative army is returning! Hooray!!!
It's the snow
ReplyDeleteya know?
It's cold
I'm told
If the feeling is gone
And something seems wrong
Get to the fire
a place that is drier
When the sun shines too bright
And it's affecting your sight
Get out the big shades
So the whiteness fades
But all in all
When the snow forms a ball
And your happy with fun
takes every ski run
a poem, written by me, in the manner that the "great" hip hop and rap "magicians" do...anything goes... in 4 minutes, for Dale, the queen of flakes...of snow!
--Dan L.
Sheesh! Dan's torn it for us now. Bet he wins the audition...hmmph
ReplyDelete;-)
Yeah, darn rappers....Hmmph is right, Val :)
ReplyDeleteOH! RAP CRAP IS IT??..yo check this out..to the tune of well any rap song their all the same..
ReplyDeleteyo we're gonna ski in da hood..
get up to no good..
ski down the white stuff..
cause we're feeling kinda ruff..
dont get in our way..
cause we'll shoot you down..
gangster skiers in town..
yo..gonna moe you down..
(chorus)
i'm a snow whoe..i'm a snow whoe
(repeat and fade)...
There once was a skier named Dale
ReplyDeleteWho because of the cold she did wail
But not far down the road
In a Wilmer abode
I too 'gainst the mercury did rail!
Ha ha! At least I didn't use Nantucket!
:)
Gypsy LOL! thats the best rap I ever saw!
ReplyDeleteA mod derelicte from Nantucket
Wrote a rap about snow and the ruff stuff
She ran everyone down in orange suit and black boots
And when she hit bottom she............
...............stubbed her froze little toes and said *#^^%* it.
(sorry, couldn't resist!)
Some sort of absentee auditioner I am...
ReplyDeleteIt's a tough go, but I think the rappers have wrapped it up.
...although I'd rather gag myself with a spoon, or poke myself in the eye with a hot needle, than listen to rap.
My weekend - that began last Tuesday it seems - was crazy busy, but fun!!
My entire body doth protest too much...
...it's the skiing.
lol snow whoe...
ReplyDeletepowda whoe...
ReplyDeleteflake queen...
ReplyDeleteoh NANTUCKET!
ReplyDelete...gotta go.