Saturday, July 15, 2006

something... for a pig


please allow me to introduce myself
i'm a pig of wealth and taste
i've been round for three long years
soothed my pet's soul and faith
and I was round when my own one
had her moment of doubt and pain
made damn sure that plate
of lettuce was washed and sealed in a plastic bag
pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name...

28 comments:

  1. Nope, but she can spin straw into gold.

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  2. I don't know who the pig was but Henry ate 'er

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  3. what is the nature of your game...is it a hamster .is it a guinnie pig..no its a piece of fluff with a face...is it a communist ninel wants to know...

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  4. ninel is a floozy keep well away...she let go of my hand!!!!

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  5. First of all - I'd better leave the Crocodile Hunter out of this...crikey...

    Val - Henri ate a spoon... poor thing.

    ...and I do dearly wish she could spin straw into gold.

    Yes the nature of her game, the little furry devil, is to poop up her cage so I have to clean it every day...

    She is such a cute wee guinea pig.
    She has a front row seat for watching me on the computer.
    She will squeak up a storm when the fridge door opens... she knows the sound of the lettuce crisper drawer being opened...
    She hates any foreign object in her cage, but she will tolerate my hand.
    She has the lovliest little curl of hair nestled in the middle of her forhead... shades of mother goose again...
    She is much bigger than a hamster, but not much smaller than a bunny.
    She lies there all day & yawns...
    When it's really hot she has discovered that she can keep cool by stretching out on her lettuce - a bit of a catch 22 situation when she's hungry...

    That's our Henrietta Bobbetta!

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  6. Alfie... you stay away from my Henri!

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  7. scat looks like that gadget that you clean your recorder with..lol..

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  8. Yes, just add a handle & she'll make a great duster... although earplugs might be an accompaniment

    ...doth she protest too much.

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  9. This little guinea pig killed the czar and the Kennedys?? I had no idea!!

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  10. Yes, Mary Beth - in St Petersburg no less...

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  11. Hi Dale,
    That is a cute guinea pig! Is that song supposed to be a clue to guessing it's name?

    That's cool that your blank post got 43 comments! And some of my posts don't get any at all.

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  12. a back scrubber or tickeling stick..

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  13. Chick - this is the one & only Henrietta!!

    She's not really in league with Lucifer... but she was very anxious to introduce herself!

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  14. Oh man, that is the funniest and cutest!!!!!!!!!!1

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  15. Very strange...Dale, I left a comment earlier that doesn't seem to be here anymore...err....anyone find a stray comment from Val on their blog?? It seems to have gone awol.. It was a very complimentary comment about a very small leeetle peeg..;-)

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  16. DENSA for dale means..deep-everlasting-naughty-star-angus

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  17. val i saw your comment about five mins ago it was hanging round the park...loitering with intent..

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  18. D E N S A ... I LOVE IT !

    er... well angus i mean

    the naughty part too...

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  19. cliff probably scared it off val

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  20. he's such a twat cliff just cause koos sings living doll better than him..humph!!

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  21. ...it's nice that Koos can bring good tears to the eyes of our dear Val!

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  22. Henrietta is a very cute name for a very cute guinea pig!

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  23. Hey Dale, riding rough waves again? Really hope it takes you to calm waters soon, my friend. What you need is your daily dose of Gypsy..;-)

    We loves ya.xx

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